group the produce, foods, and non-foods (especially chemicals) as you put them on the belt. it makes bagging things way easier.
yes, we know they’ve rearranged the store. we can’t find anything either.
we know you’ve been standing in line for (insert period of time). we’re going as fast as we can.
don’t tell us to open more lanes. if they’re closed, there’s a reason and that reason is probably that we don’t have enough cashiers on hand.
we stand for 4-10 hours a day repeating the same conversation over and over and over. forgive us if we forget whether or not we’ve asked about coupons already.
if you’re buying alcohol or cold medicine and look under 40, have your id out and ready to go.
for the sake of my admittedly slipping sanity, please do not remove your chip card before it makes the ungodly shrieking beep and tell you that you can remove it.
if it won’t scan, do not even start to think the word “free”